|Trees - with and without spreading propensities|
'Why do some trees have a spreading propensity, and others do not?'
'What?' Geoffrey popped his head round the kitchen door. He was up to his armpits in bubbles, having squirted too much Fairy Liquid into the washing-up bowl. We're accustomed to the Value label kind, which has almost no bubbles, even if you use half the bottle. I got the Fairy Liquid for him as a Christmas present, but I knew he'd get over-excited at the prospect of using a high-end brand and sure enough he's gone too far. The kitchen looks like the set of the Rolling Stones vid. for It's Only Rock and Roll (but I like It).
I sighed heavily. I LOATHE repeating myself. 'Why do some trees have a SPREADING propensity, and others do NOT?'
'I don't know. Shall I put the kettle on?'
'YES! For pity's sake.'
'I heard that!'
'Bring the biscuits as well.'
'BRING the BISCUITS as WELL!'
'Fling the trinkets and yell? Is that what you said Tuppy?'
'Yes, that's right. Trinket-flinging and yelling is my latest craze. Fetch me my trinkets so I can fling them.'
'I'LL BRING THE BISCUITS AS WELL SHALL I?'
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