Right. I've built a laser gun, following Tuppence's old blueprint for his TTD. I managed to find a load of tin cans in the bin up at the tourist car park and I fashioned them into a pointy thing with a mirror attachment and magnifying glass at the business end - I simply used Geoffrey's shaving mirror.
If my calculations are correct, I reckon that if I face west at sunset, I think the power generated by the dying rays of the sun magnified via the mirror/magnifying glass combo should be sufficient to remove that dratted skin from off of that rice pudding.
I can conceal the whole thing (I think) beneath a cape, and so everyone will think I've actually blown it off.
Then I can collect my winnings and get on with my life.
Anyway I'm setting it up for tomorrow evening - I like a bit of drama. I can't wait to see everyone's faces.
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