Sandwich of the day - corned beef

 I used corned beef from a packet rather than tinned, but tinned is also fine.  I added butter, tomato ketchup and black pepper.  A pretty good, substantial sandwich I'd say.  Maybe some pickles or something on the side could be good.  

 

Sandwich of the day - the jammie piece

 Bread (I used the heel of a freshly bought loaf, which is generally OK for this type of thing) butter and jam.    I used damson.  Marmalade is also quite good on a piece.  I'm with Paddington there.

I quite understand that this level of cuisine is beyond most people's capabilities but go on, have a go at it.  You might surprise yourself.