"WHAT????" I bellowed, hands on hips. "HONestly Geoffrey. Can't you shut up for five minutes? Or is it Too Much to Ask?" I whined the last bit in the whiniest voice I could manage.
"Bit tetchy aren't you?"
"I HAVE been stuck up his nose for thirty three years. I've been right here next to you."
Geoffrey's my best friend in all the world, but sometimes he can be a right pain in the -
"ATISHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And we were out. Free at last!
The blast of Kevin's sneeze was so powerful that we found ourselves launched into space. For a few blissful light years we flew through the stars, blinded by tears of wonder and relief, hand in hand, or rather, hoof in webbed foot.
"Geoffrey! Look! It's all so - so - marvellous...."
However, it didn't last. The G force wrenched off my fleece and before I could say "footloose and fancy free" I found myself naked and shivering and alone.......on the Moon.......
But was I on the dark side, or the bright side, and where on earth is Geoffrey?
