However, the fact remains that most fruit is round. Apples, oranges, grapefruit, Sharon fruit, kiwi fruit (yes, oval I know, but basically that IS round), grapes (again, an elongated form of round, but still round-ish), lemons (same), tomatoes (controversial), pomegranates, blueberries, strawberries (sort of round) - I could go on, but won't.
*I do realise - because I'm not thick, right? - that I've made mistakes slash errors with my nors ors and neithers. But right now I have a life to live, a cup of tea to make, a biscuit to dunk, the toilet to go to, nails to file, nose hairs to pluck - and I cannot be arsed looking up the correct grammatical 'usages' or 'use', even, and so for the moment at least they must stay as they are. Imperfect - like non-round fruit.
Tomorrow's question - linked. Why are raspberries hollow?