Chic Murray was very funny.
Here are some of his jokes and one-liners, mostly courtesy of a webpage I found here.
"If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?"
"I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling."
"Kippers - fish that like a lot of sleep."
"I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns."
"I'm not saying my wife's nose was big, but she could smoke a cigarette in the shower."
"My mother was a simple woman. My father was a simple man. You see the result standing here before you - a simpleton."
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