Coral Beaches summer 2012

Ivor Cutler

#Sod the lot of U,
I'm avvin a fag
Sod the lot of U
I'm avvin a drag#

(repeat ad nauseam)

Five star review on Amazon

A five star review has just appeared on Amazon.com for the first of my series of four e-books. 
"...you can even smell salt of the Sea of the Hebrides..."

(No, it's not been written by a friend or anyone I've asked!  I should get on that actually....)
Here's the link.

A previous review in Scottish literary magazine Northwords Now (in Spring 2011) said the tales (which hadn't yet at that time been published as e-books) were " a fun and sometimes spooky read". 

Please be aware that you don't need a Kindle or an e-reader to read these.  When you order one you can download a FREE app. to your PC, phone, whatever that enables you to read.
That's what I did anyway, as I don't possess an e-reader.  Only problem I've had with it is, I had to re-install it twice, but it was very easy.

The People's Front

A favourite Python clip.

Celebrity portrait #1 Kevin Bacon

Soup made from the blood of our victims

This is just number one in an upcoming series  "how to dispose of your victims".

Liquidise them, make them into soup, and "enjoy".  Note the garnish of black bits floating on the top.

The Dumper Truck

Meet Clint Clanton

Plan of toilet, as used by the late Stinking Maggie

I have omitted to draw the hook for hanging the wiping rags on.  This is because it is on the back of the door (not shown).

Gram Parsons - Thousand Dollar Wedding - Solo on piano

"..saw the traces...of old lies still on their faces..."

Top Tracks for The Flying Burrito Brothers (playlist)

Map of the Week

This is a detail from a map I bought from the National Library in Edinburgh recently.  It's a reproduction, obviously - a copy of Blaeu's Extima Scotiae, 1654.  The kind of map that gave me ideas for the original Sea Penguin characters and location.